Requirements

So a few days ago I had to go on a date. I generally hate dating. Ok let's face it, I always hate dating. Anyway. The date was fine. We went to a Jazz game and had freaking 5th row tickets!! 5th row! It was an amazing game, super close the whole time and way back and forth. I was yelling my head off (which was entertaining for all those around me because I had a horrible cold and sounded like an old smoker lady on crack). So when I got back from this date I was thinking about all the things I like and don't like about boys. I decided to make a list of things that my future intended will do. Here I go!

He will:
-not mock my taste in music
-dance in the car with me
-warm up my side of the bed occasionally
-be confident
-be supportive
-attempt to cook at least once
-like to try new things
-not insist on being better at everything than everyone
-get along with my family as much as possible
-like little kids
-not cry like a little girl about stupid things
-not pick his nose-at least not in public
-have his own goals
-work hard
-let me mow the lawn
-let me scratch his head
-read to/with me
-inspire me to be greater than myself
-moisturize (I hate it when people have gross cracky hands)
-not raise his voice at me
-exercise
-occasionally go to the pet store with me to look at the puppies
-eat healthy
-share my obsession with Queen Anne's chocolate covered cherries
-clip his nails regularly
-let me cut his hair
-help me with the dishes
-like to learn
-like sports
-like music
-dance with me (face framing counts)
-let me keep my Michael Jackson and Superman posters
-let me drive sometimes
-go to musicals/operas with me
-let me have the maturity of a 10 year old boy
-go on roller-coasters with me
-never shove cake in my face
-let me borrow his sweats
-warn me if he stunk up the bathroom
-teach me things
-let me sleep in sometimes
-come play outside with me
-let me leave the windows open all summer
-sit on my feet when they are cold
-think my jokes are as funny as I do
-have opinions about things
-make decisions for me
-share the last slice of pie with me

I'm getting bored of typing things now. I'm sure I could think of many more things, but I think you get the idea. So if anyone knows a guy that will comply to my specifications then send him my way! I probably won't date him because dating sucks, but I'll stare with fondness in my eyes.