Love/Hate

Ok so I am at work and was out of things to internet about then I saw a horrible commercial with the Glee chick on it so I decided to write this list of the things I hate. And love. Here I go.

• I hate Glee. I want to punch it in the stupid face. I watched one episode and was honestly offended. I don't get offended! Also the main girl is totally trashy. She thinks she is hot stuff and she actually has a weird shaped nose and an obnoxious voice.
• I love flowers. They are pretty and they smell good and come in fun colors and shapes!
• I hate the rude fat people who eat all my cookies at work. You don't need them. Save some for the cute old people.
• I love water. I drink lots of it which makes me have to pee all the time but I still do it.
• I hate mustaches. Ew. NEVER a good idea. No exceptions.
• I love nice people. I meet lots of them and they are so pleasant. In a philosophy class I took forever ago we talked about people's true nature. I believe people are altruistic because the mean ones really are far and few in between.
• I hate generalizations. They are usually offensive to someone so just don't do it.
• I love color. How boring would life be without it?
• I hate failing at things. I don't accept failure gracefully.
• I love my church. There are few things I know in this world, but my church is something I know and love. It is forever the same and entirely true. I love having the promise of eternal happiness. With how flawed this world is, and how complicated life is, I am awed at the prospect of peace and perfection in the next life.
• I hate knowing someone is judging me. It just weird.
• I love my unicorn necklace. And my giraffe necklace.
• I hate it when people have their headphones in, but I can still hear their music. That is so bad for your ears!
• I love people who are willing to be a dork. We all are, just except it!
• I hate clicks. Can't we all just be friends?
• I love music. Every genera has its good and bad, but it all has something to be appreciated.
• I hate cottage cheese. That stuff is nasty.
• I love food. I'm excited for the day that my shelves will be filled with yummy food that I can eat whenever I want and don't have to worry about how much it all costs and how long I can make it last.
• I hate wasting stuff. Is it sad that I still think about saving dolphins whenever I see those soda lid things? I'm a secret tree hugger. It's ok, I already know it.
• I love honesty. Big fan.
• I hate how media portrays us. We aren't all busty fake blondes with 6 packs. Diversity is what makes us beautiful and interesting. There are more to relationships than physical attraction. Bring on the normal looking people!
• I love creativity. In a world where everything is accessible in like .3498 milliseconds, something new and not yet online is always refreshing.
• I hate earwax. It's gross.
• I love rollercoasters! I am an adrenaline junkie and I don't get motion-sick. Bring on the loop-d-loops!
• I hate that I STILL can't get my foot behind my head. I've tried so hard!
• I love air conditioning. This summer without it has made me very appreciative of it.

I'm bored of listing now. Enjoy!